When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again!

Russell Means

Tags: tourism native-american indian white-people tourist boobs tits

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You were with Margo Roth Spiegelman last night? At THREE A.M.? I nodded. Alone? I nodded. Oh my God, if you hooked up with her, you have to tell me every single thing that happened. You have to write me a term paper on the look and feel of Margo Roth Spiegelman's breasts. Thrity pages, minimum! I want you to do a photo-realistic pencil drawing. A sculpture would also be acceptable. I was wondering if it would be possible for you to write a sestina about Margo Roth Spiegelman's breasts? Your six words are: pink, round, firmness, succulent, supple, and pillowy. Personally, I think at least one of the words should be buhbuhbuhbuh.

John Green

Tags: humor funny paper towns breasts boobs

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I didn't see myself as the busty type. Too bad bodies are issued randomly, not selected to match your personality

Phoebe Kitanidis

Tags: humor truth boobs

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Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all.

Joan Jett

Tags: rock-music humor-inspirational rock-and-roll boobs guts balls joan-jett gumption

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I blame boobs.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

Tags: pure alex boobs seth

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No! Put your damn hand on my boob!

Belle Aurora

Tags: humor boobs boob-touching

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So, what do you photograph?”
I swallow my wine.
“What?”
“You know – city scapes, nature, portraits, candid shots...”
Boobs. I photograph boobs.
“Uhh... people?

Iris Blaire

Tags: photography people britain boobs

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