Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius.
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I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.
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Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.
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