Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.
Gary LarsonTags: humor satire social-commentary cartoon
Hold on, Nobita-kun, I'll come rescue you.
Fujiko F. FujioTags: friendship cartoon
The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit!
I was also sick of my neighbors, as most Parisians are. I now knew every second of the morning routine of the family upstairs. At 7:00 am alarm goes off, boom, Madame gets out of bed, puts on her deep-sea divers’ boots, and stomps across my ceiling to megaphone the kids awake. The kids drop bags of cannonballs onto the floor, then, apparently dragging several sledgehammers each, stampede into the kitchen. They grab their chunks of baguette and go and sit in front of the TV, which is always showing a cartoon about people who do nothing but scream at each other and explode. Every minute, one of the kids cartwheels (while bouncing cannonballs) back into the kitchen for seconds, then returns (bringing with it a family of excitable kangaroos) to the TV. Meanwhile the toilet is flushed, on average, fifty times per drop of urine expelled. Finally, there is a ten-minute period of intensive yelling, and at 8:15 on the dot they all howl and crash their way out of the apartment to school.” (p.137)
Stephen ClarkeTags: school family morning kids tv cartoon neighbors routine bed toilet cannonball kitchen yelling megaphone urine baguette cartwheel ceiling deep-sea-divers-boots floor kangaroo madame parisians sledgehammers stampede
The cartoon me writes the books cartoon people read in the cartoon world, because they need things to read there too.
Neil GaimanTags: humor gaiman cartoon neil
You can make it if you try. Don't give up or quit the fight. If you believe, you will see, you can do it.
Robert Karl HansonTags: adventure sci-fi cute cartoon animation kid-s-books children-s-book
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