I had an epiphany a few years ago when I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends.
MobyTags: humor epiphany celebrities
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to be well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Fred AllenTags: celebrities
A pastor friend of mine said, "Our problem is that we no longer have martyrs. We only have celebrities.
Shane ClaiborneTags: celebrities martyrs
Karl Marx: "Religion is the opiate of the masses."
Carrie Fisher: "I did masses of opiates religiously.
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I think it's IMPOSSIBLE for anyone famous to come from here, because everyone around here is insane.
Terry PratchettTags: humor celebrities
Boys are like purses. You're always gonna have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and you know you'll always kind of like. That's your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don't want to be seen with
Lauren ConradTags: humor celebrities
Love is not a maybe thing, you know when you love someone.
Lauren ConradTags: love true-love celebrities
When in doubt...shoe it out!
Heidi MontagTags: celebrities
The best part of Jason was you!
Heidi MontagTags: celebrities
When you are looking to meet someone,
you are looking to settle.
Becaue you are not looking for someone,
you are looking for anyone
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