Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried.

John Green

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Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

Chuck Norris

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Lily asked Calvin to play dolls with her. He reluctantly joined her on the floor, but it soon became Chuck Norris meets Joy doll and she was going down repeatedly. Lily, scandalized, pouted, but began to retaliate. "Oh no you don't, Chuck! I'm Piper, psycho Barbie!

Shelly Crane

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Uschi Glas ist der Chuck Norris des Spießbürgers

Christian Ritter

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Write like you got Chuck Norris after ya'!

Ren Garcia

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Stalone: "I heard another rumor that you were bitten by a king cobra."
Chuck Norris: "Yeah. But after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.

Silvester Stalone

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