Perfect! Now we're being chased by hoards of monkeys! Perhaps you would care to name their species as we're attacked, just so I can appreciate the special traits of said monkey as it kills me!"
"At least when the monkeys are harassing you, you dont have any time to harass me!

Colleen Houck

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Why would I want to get depressed by watching TV? I could do that just by stepping on the scale every morning.

Max Brooks

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