Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed.
"Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said.
"Then why are you all up in my grill?" Massie said through her teeth.

Lisi Harrison

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Are you a female dog?"
"What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch!

Lisi Harrison

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My husband is not the secretary of state, I am.

Hillary Rodham Clinton

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You must be poor.
why?
cuz ur not making any cents!

Lisi Harrison

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Is my name dorothy?
No
Then why do u think munchkins could help me?

Lisi Harrison

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Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating?
No.
Then dont make him a tagalong!

Lisi Harrison

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Uh, I thought DVDs werne't allowed at my sleepovers.
They're not.
Then why am i watching the Lady and the Tramp?

Lisi Harrison

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The mage pulled my knife out of his side and looked at it. “Nice knife.” The voice was deep but female.
I threw my second knife. The blade bit into the mage’s chest. Shit. Missed the neck. “Here, have another one.

Ilona Andrews

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The bastard kissed her. She was so mad, she bit him hard enough to draw blood. Raphael pulled back, lip already beginning to swell. “We are no longer even, Elena. You’re now in debt.”

“You can deduct it from my slow and painful death.

Nalini Singh

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You better check your playlist. Because you are on the wrong track.

Rachel Caine

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