I've never been lost, but I was mighty turned around for three days once.

Daniel Boone

Tags: lost comical confused

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Well Connor thought ruefully At least now I know who to thank for my anger issues.

Justin Somper

Tags: funny comical connor vampirates

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We made it back to the airport without getting mugged, stoned, shot at, pounced on, bombed, shelled, garroted, gassed, pitched into, caught in a cross fire, sniped at, blockaded, napalmed, or trip-wired. No one even hit us with a water balloon.

Daniel Quinn

Tags: humor funny comical ishmael

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Stark raving mad.

Stieg Larsson

Tags: inspirational comical

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I have a feeling we're mooning a mean junkyard dog, all brave and laughing - until the dog's leash breaks

Kevin J. Anderson

Tags: humor comical

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The look Anthony shot at his sister was so comically malevolent Simon nearly laughed. He managed to restrain himself, but mostly just because he was fairly certain that any show of humor would cause Anthony's fist to lose its battle with his brain, with Simon's face emerging as the conflict's primary casualty.

Julia Quinn

Tags: comical

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-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful."

-"It was stupid.

Lloyd Alexander

Tags: humor satire funny comedy witty humorous ironic comebacks sharp comical

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Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.

Carroll Bryant

Tags: humor humorist humorous comedy-humor philisophical comical philisophical-life

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One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.

Carroll Bryant

Tags: humor funny comedy humorous comedy-humor comical funny-humor relationship-humor

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How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine."
The Queen turned crimson with fury, and, after glaring at her for a moment like a wild beast, began screaming "Off with her head! Off with--"
"Nonsense!" said Alice, very loudly and decidedly, and the Queen was silent.

Lewis Carroll

Tags: comical to-get-the-best-of

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