Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.


Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Tags: humor love food sex funny fruit naughty banana peel condom



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The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tags: illusion employment retirement employee condom golden-watch



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Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tags: worry worrying erectile-dysfunction worry-motivational condom



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