I kept trying to find a way to turn myself so that I couldn't see the telephone poles or be in the path of father's breath. I was feeling dizzy and then very sick and the father was shouting, 'WHAT THE--GO TO THE HEAD, DO IT IN THE HEAD! DON'T PUKE ON ME, CLYDE! CLYDE!'

I never did finish my letter to Jesus. I tried for a while but I couldn't think of anything else to say besides, Have a Good Summer and Stay Crazy.

Lynda Barry

Tags: cruddy

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Piss me off again and I'll rip you a new asshole and then fuck it. And that's just the foreplay.

Larissa Ione

Tags: cruddy sexy-humor

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