Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

Mae West

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Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething.

Ali Sparkes

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Journalism is not a precise science, it's a crude art

Dan Rather

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Ah bet she’s a dirty wee minx in the scratcher. Y’see that "butter wouldnae melt" expression she’s goat goin on? That’s jist a smokescreen – ah guarantee she goes like a train.’ Jimmy belched, considerately turning his head away to exhale.

Jamie Holoran

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