That's it, cupcake. You're going down.
Rick RiordanTags: humor cupcake trash-talk
I was coming down off the last painkiller left in my dresser drawer after Autumn tossed my stash. In that moment I was so groggy and happy I would have accepted a date with Oscar the Grouch - and planned to do some serious feeling up on the green furry beast too. Yeah, stooping to pharmaceutical-inspired sex fantasies about garbage can Sesame Street characters - that had to be the best Just Say No drug lecture a girl in a leg cast could ever receive to make her go cold turkey off the meds.
Rachel CohnTags: humour drugs medication pills gingerbread high cupcake rachel-cohn shrimp cyd-charisse leg-injury oscar-the-grouch painkillers sesame-street
I've never met a problem a proper cupcake couldn't fix.
Sarah OcklerTags: problems dessert cupcake
Happy birthday,” she said. “And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.
Rachel CaineTags: birthday short-story morganville-vampires shane-collins claire-danvers cupcake
Ready for your first lesson, cupcake?
John CorwinHell-on-skis, can you hear me? This is flying cupcake.
Joss StirlingTags: love moment cupcake crystal xav inside-joke skies
What can I say? I've never met a cupcake I didn't want to get to know better.
Jasinda WilderTags: romance body-image cupcake
Then why have you been talking about her for the past half hour straight?" His friend glanced over at him, a cheeky grin on his face, and the rockstar glared exaggeratedly.
"I have not."
"You definitely have. I missed an entire episode of Cupcake Wars because you've got a crush.
Tags: television crush cupcake
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