Sex is mathematics. Individuality no longer an issue. What does intelligence signify? Define reason. Desire - meaningless. Intellect is not a cure. Justice is dead.

Bret Easton Ellis

Tags: truth demotivational nihilistic



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Life is a bitch. Not even the bitch that fucks everyone but you. She's the bitch with AIDS that doesn't want to fuck anyone but you.

Adam Ketcheson

Tags: humor life demotivational sarcastic-humor



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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.

Adam Rex

Tags: humor america united-states demotivational



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When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteor hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteorite.

Justin Sewell

Tags: demotivational



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You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

Justin Sewell

Tags: demotivational demotivators



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Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.

Justin Sewell

Tags: demotivational demotivators



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There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

Justin Sewell

Tags: demotivational demotivators



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Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.

Justin Sewell

Tags: demotivational demotivators



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CONSULTING: If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

Justin Sewell

Tags: consulting demotivational demotivators



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TEAMWORK: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

Justin Sewell

Tags: teamwork demotivational demotivators



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