Prepare yourselves
for the roaring voice of the God of Joy!

Euripides

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I stared at him (Dionysus). "You're...you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph-

Rick Riordan

Tags: humor dionysus hypocrite percy-jackson

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You're Dionysus," I said. "The god of wine."
Mr. D rolled his eyes. "What do they say these days, Grover? Do the children say 'Well duh!'?"
Y-yes, Mr. D."
Then, well, duh! Percy Jackson. Did you think I was Aphrodite, perhaps?"
You're a god."
Yes, child."
A god. You.

Rick Riordan

Tags: dionysus percy-jackson grover-underwood

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God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!

Rick Riordan

Tags: dionysus percy-jackson blackjack

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I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?"
"Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple."
"But...you did something nice. Why?"
He raised and eyebrow. "I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven't you noticed?

Rick Riordan

Tags: humor madness sarcasm dionysus percy-jackson nice

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Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!

Rick Riordan

Tags: humor dionysus olympians

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Kronos would be 10 times more powerful. His very presence would incinerate you. And once he achieves this he will empower the other Titans. They are weak, compared to what they soon will become, unless you can stop them, the world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine.

Rick Riordan

Tags: humor dionysus percy-jackson kronos packman

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And, whoa!" He turned to Mr.D. "Your the wine dude? No way!"
Mr.D turned hi eyes away from me and gave Nico a look of loathing. "The wine dude?"
"Dionysus, right? Oh, wow! I've got your figurine!"
"My figurine."
"In my game, Mythomagic. And holofoil card, too! And even though you've only got like five hundred attack points and everybody thinks your the lamest god card, I totally think your powers are sweet!"
"Ah." Mr.D seemed truly perplexed, which probably saved my life. "Well, that's...gratifying.

Rick Riordan

Tags: humor confusion dionysus nico-diangelo mythomagic

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You do know how to play pinochle?" Mr. D eyed me suspiciously.
"I'm afraid not," I said.
"I'm afraid not, sir," he said.
"Well," he told me, "it is, along with gladiator fighting and Pac-Man, one of the greatest games ever invented by humans. I would expect all civilized young men to know the rules.

Rick Riordan

Tags: dionysus percy-jackson card-game gladiator pac-man pinochle

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Are you suggesting that the gods have trouble acting together, young lady?" Dionysus asked.

Yes, Lord Dionysus."

Mr. D nodded. "Just checking. You're right, of course. Carry on.

Rick Riordan

Tags: dionysus zoe-nightshade

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