It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Marilyn Monroe

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If you're dirty, what in this world isn't?!

Fuyumi Soryo

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I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.

Woody Allen

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There is only one way to fight, and that's dirty. Clean gentlemanly fighting will get you nowhere but dead, and fast. Take every cheap shot, every low blow, absolutely kick people when they're down, and maybe you'll be the one who walks away.

Jeaniene Frost

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When we were arguing on my twenty-fourth birthday, she left the kitchen, came back with a pistol, and fired it at me five times from right across the table. But she missed. It wasn't my life she was after. It was more. She wanted to eat my heart and be lost in the desert with what she'd done, she wanted to fall on her knees and give birth from it, she wanted to hurt me as only a child can be hurt by its mother.

Denis Johnson

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The [Five Second Rule] has many variations, including The Three Second Rule, The Seven Second Rule, and the extremely handy and versatile The However Long It Takes Me to Pick Up This Food Rule.

Neil Pasricha

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What, with my tongue in your tail? nay, come again,
Good Kate; I am a gentleman.

William Shakespeare

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The verse is supposed to get you hard so the chorus can suck you off.

M. Thomas Gammarino

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A man without a woman is like a pistol without a trigger; it is the woman who makes the man go off.

Victor Hugo

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If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.

Marquis de Sade

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