Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce....?

Josh Stern

Tags: dating speed divorce-humor speed-dating-quickie



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The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.

Hank Moody

Tags: humour marriage divorce marriage-humor divorce-humor



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He's half my ex-husband's age, but twice as energetic when we have sex. And twice as grateful afterwards.

Barbara Taylor Bradford

Tags: older-women divorce-humor



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If she’d kept up her AAA membership, she would have called them, but after the divorce, she’d had to cut some things out. Roadside assistance was one of them. Aargh.

Melody Snow Monroe

Tags: romance budgeting divorce-humor aaa



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