Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon

Kevin Hearne

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this is weird, I feel like I should be telling you a story right now." Oberon

Kevin Hearne

Tags: inside-jokes dog-sense



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Not everyone can be bribed with meat, Oberon."
"They Can't? Oh! you mean they're vegetarian."
"No, they eat meat. It just doesn't sway their decision making process."
"Well that... that's just wrong, Atticus!Are they Monsters? It's like they have no moral center!

Kevin Hearne

Tags: morality ethics dog-sense druid-sense traumatic-epiphonies



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I think every creature near enough to hear that just pooped" Oberon said, "And then it went into hiding. Hunting tip number one:Stay Silent.

Kevin Hearne

Tags: dog-sense



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never thought I'd see a jaguar brought to its knees by rhino shit." Oberon

Kevin Hearne

Tags: dog-sense



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Oberon:"She's a very clever girl, the kind you dont' take home to Ogma.

Kevin Hearne

Tags: dog-sense bad-filks



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come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire." Oberon

Kevin Hearne

Tags: humor sarcasm dog-sense



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When they are away, you will often look for the baby doll, but it is not always there, where it is supposed to be, where you left it. Sometimes The Baby moves it, or she takes it with her, and you have to settle for some other toy. You bring it into the living room and set it between your paws as you sleep. It helps you believe that one day you might be a real mother.

Terry Bain

Tags: dogs dogs-stuffed-animals dogs-speak dog-sense



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