Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest HemingwayTags: drinking
After the first glass of vodka
you can accept just about anything
of life even your own mysteriousness
you think it is nice that a box
of matches is purple and brown and is called La Petite and comes from Sweden
for they are words that you know and that is all you know words not their feelings or what they mean and you write because you know them not because you understand them because you don't you are stupid and lazy and will never be great but you do what you know because what else is there?
Tags: poetry writing drinking matches vodka
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
F. Scott FitzgeraldTags: drinking
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex LevineTags: humor irish drinking alcohol food-groups
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.
Tags: humor drinking drunken-behaviour
The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
Douglas AdamsTags: humor drinking bar-guide
it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance
William ShakespeareDrinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!
Warren EllisNow tequila may be the favored beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!
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