I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.
Tags: humor drinking drunken-behaviour
I am consciously surrendering conciousness.
Sarah DunnTags: drunken-behaviour
Oh dear! A drunken infidel weaver! said Mr. Hale to himself.
Elizabeth GaskellTags: drunken-behaviour
I believe in order, tenderness, and piety.
Jack KerouacTags: drunken-behaviour beat-generation jack-kerouac
What they lack in stature, they make up for with their mouths.
Kim Dong HwaTags: drunken-behaviour sayings burn
One of them hung a pink bra from our lighting fixture. I left it there. It was a nice bra
Maureen JohnsonTags: drunken-behaviour bras
I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions.
Leslie JamisonTags: drinking drunken-behaviour drunk drunkenness
WHY did she do this? She was a terrible drunk texter. All the things she wanted to say to people during the day came out at night, like a vampire.
Harriet EvansTags: funny drunken-behaviour drunk-dialing texting
I only just met you, I can’t lick you when I don’t even know you
R.S. BurnettTags: drunken-behaviour
I don’t reply. Surely Tucker wouldn’t bring someone back to a room knowing that I’ll be in the bed too, first shot. He wouldn’t do anything with her after last night, this morning and this afternoon, second shot. Although he is all over her and has been since we got here, third shot. Maybe I didn’t drop my knickers quick enough, fourth shot. He’s probably laughing at me for everything I told him about the dream and stuff I wince and slam the now empty jager bomb glass down.
R.S. BurnettTags: drunken-behaviour hurting
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