If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.
Sam LevensonTags: humor death heaven funny die elevator sam-levenson
Hello, Martin.
William SleatorTags: funny elevator fat-lady martin
Hardy! Hardy —” He had come for me. I nearly lost it then. In the wild torrent of relief and gratitude, there were at least a dozen things I wanted to tell him at once. But the first thing that came out was a fervent, “I'm so sorry I didn't have sex with you.”
I heard his low laugh. “I am too. But honey, there are a couple of maintenance guys with me who can hear every word we're saying.”
“I don't care,” I said desperately. “Get me out of here and I swear I'll sleep with you.
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Never run for an elevator. It looks needy.
Timothy HurleyTags: fairy-tale elevator boomer-lit
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