Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
Paul TerryTags: humor exercise laziness misattributed-to-hutchins
If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.
Scott AdamsMy grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.
Ellen DeGeneresTags: humor age family exercise walking grandmothers grandparents
...the gym is a kind of wildlife preserve for bodily exertion. A preserve protects species whose habitat is vanishing elsewhere, and the gym (and home gym) accommodates the survival of bodies after the abandonment of the original sites of bodily exertion.
Rebecca SolnitTags: exercise body gym page-260
All truly great thoughts are conceived while walking.
Friedrich NietzscheTags: intelligence thinking reflection exercise walking
A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
A.A. MilneAn early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day.
Henry David ThoreauTags: day exercise blessing morning-walk
I don't mind exercise but it's a private activity. Joggers should run in a wheel - like hamsters - because I don't want to look at them. And I really hate people who go on an airplane in jogging outfits. That's a major offense today, even bigger than Spandex bicycle pants. You see eighty-year-old women coming on the plane in jogging outfits for comfort. Well my comfort - my mental comfort - is completely ruined when I see them coming. You're on an airplane, not in your bedroom, so please! And I really hate walkathons: blocking traffic, people patting themselves on the back. The whole attitude offends me. They have this smug look on their faces as they hold you up in traffic so that they can give two cents to some charity.
John WatersThinking is like exercise, it requires consistency and rigor. Like barbells in a weightlifting room, the classics force us to either put them down or exert our minds. They require us to think.
Oliver DeMilleTags: thinking exercise barbells weight-lifting
I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum
Janet EvanovichTags: humor exercise stephanie-plum evanovich plum
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