I heard the car door shut and then Fabian's voice. "You won't believe what I found around the edge of your property," the ghost announced. "A cave with prehistoric painting inside it!" I rolled my eyes. That was the best tactic Fabian could come up with? This was a vampire he was trying to stall, not a paleontologist.

Jeaniene Frost

Tags: funny bones stalling fabian

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Can you enter a house uninvited?"
"No."
"Why?"
"That would be rude.

Abigail Gibbs

Tags: humor sarcasm violet fabian vampire-mythology

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