There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called 'fan fiction'.
Joss WhedonTags: humour fantasy fandom fanfiction
...being written by someone who might not quite understand the subconscious nuance of the character leaves us in varying degrees of flatness.
Jasper FfordeTags: fanfiction jasper bookworld fforde jasper-fforde one-of-our-thursdays-is-missing
Like that's the only reason anyone would ever buy a first-aid kit? Don't take this the wrong way, Professor McGonagall, but what sort of crazy children are you used to dealing with?"
"Gryffindors," spat Professor McGonagall, the word carrying a freight of bitterness and despair that fell like an eternal curse on all youthful heroism and high spirits.
Tags: harry-potter world-domination fanfiction
When you are older, you will learn that the first and foremost thing which any ordinary person does is nothing.
Eliezer YudkowskyTags: harry-potter fanfiction
Why does any kind of cynicism appeal to people? Because it seems like a mark of maturity, of sophistication, like you’ve seen everything and know better. Or because putting something down feels like pushing yourself up.
Eliezer YudkowskyTags: harry-potter fanfiction
Boys," said Hermione Granger, "should not be allowed to love girls without asking them first! This is true in a number of ways and especially when it comes to gluing people to the ceiling!
Eliezer YudkowskyTags: harry-potter fanfiction
And then Harry Potter had launched in to a speech that was inspiring, yet vague. A speech to the effect that Fred and George and Lee had tremendous potential if they could just learn to be weirder. To make people's live surreal, instead of just surprising them with the equivalents of buckets of water propped above doors. (Fred and George had exchanged interested looks, they'd never thought of that one.) Harry Potter had invoked a picture of the prank they'd pulled on Neville - which, Harry had mentioned with some remorse, the Sorting Hat had chewed him out on - but which must have made Neville doubt his own sanity. For Neville it would have felt like being suddendly transported into an alternate universe. The same way everyone else had felt when they'd seen Snape apologize. That was the true power of pranking.
Eliezer YudkowskyTags: fantasy fanfiction
But it is cute. It's such a boy thing to do.
Drop dead.
Aw, you say the most romantic things.
Tags: humor fantasy fanfiction
Without thinking about it at all, Harry stepped in front of Hermione.
There was an intake of breath from behind him, and then a moment later Hermione brushed past and stepped in front of him. "Run, Harry!" she said. "Boys shouldn't have to be in danger.
Tags: humor fantasy fanfiction
The ones that landed near the bathroom are Bad Tolkien imitations or transcripts of a D
Sharyn McCrumbTags: imitation literary-criticism fandom fanfiction
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