Our department takes 1,120 calls every day. Do you know how many of the calls the public expects perfection on? 1,120. Nobody calls the fire department and says, 'Send me two dumb-ass firemen in a pickup truck.' In three minutes they want five brain-surgeon decathlon champions to come and solve all their problems.
John EversoleTags: humor firefighting
When I was little I bragged about my firefighting father: my father would go to heaven, because if he went to hell he would put out all the fires
Jodi PicoultTags: humor heaven hell father firefighting brian-fitzgerald kate-fitzgerald
He bolted right through the wooden cross arm at the parking garage exit and power-slid into traffic. A torrent of car horns and skids enveloped his vehicle, but the tears in Danny's eyes created the inability to differentiate one vehicle from another. The colors of the automobiles bled into each other like melting rainbow sherbet.
Rick MayhewTags: christianity firefighting end-times
Every Hero Becomes a Bore at last." Ralph Waldo Emerson
Tim O. CaseyTags: humor firefighting funny-but-true firefighter
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