vers libre," (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a ditch is a new school of architecture.

G.K. Chesterton

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The internal combustion engine, one of the greatest technological advancements in history, has an unfortunate downside, namely air pollution so thick that, very soon, sixty-four packs of crayons will include the color Sky Brown

Cuthbert Soup

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...if you aren't, at any given time, scandalized by code you wrote five or even three years ago, you're not learning anywhere near enough

Nick Black

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i realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl...because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol

Fee Scott

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Somewhere in the crowd was at least one potential friend who'd understand the fundamental value of goofing off.
Because if not, how boring would that be?

Alyson Noel

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Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

Carroll Bryant

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Dog love is blind. For that matter, dog love is stupid.

Rob Sheffield

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If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

George Carlin

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.

Solange nicole

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We men are fascinated by the things we don't really understand. It gives us something to think and talk about: like females, they drive us nuts.

Criss Jami

Tags: humor men women relationships curiosity funny understanding affection mystery conversation fascination wondering funny-but-true sense-of-humor females nuts intrigue males punch-line punchline



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