Thurber was asked by a correspondent: "Why did you have a comma in the sentence, 'After dinner, the men went into the living-room'?" And his answer was probably one of the loveliest things ever said about punctuation. "This particular comma," Thurber explained, "was Ross's way of giving the men time to push back their chairs and stand up.
Lynne TrussTags: grammar-humor
And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--and thus was the Empire forged.
Douglas AdamsTags: humor adventure humour science-fiction space-travel grammar-humor grammar star-trek-references
Frankly, I wonder who Frank was, and why he has an adverb all to himself.
Jodi PicoultTags: grammar-humor
And while we're on the subject of ducks, which we plainly are, the story, 'The Ugly Duckling' ought be banned as the central character wasn't a duckling or he wouldn't have grown up into a swan. He was a cygnet.
Russell BrandTags: books grammar-humor
I really do not know that anything has ever been more exciting than diagramming sentences.
Gertrude SteinTags: grammar-humor grammar
I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.
Tina FeyTags: humor stress grammar-humor blorft
Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and you can't walk to the bathroom.
Jasper FfordeTags: humor grammar-humor grammar
There's a fine line between funny and annoying – and it's exactly the width of a quotation mark.
Martha BrockenbroughTags: grammar-humor grammar bad-habits quotation-marks
When spreading vicious and damaging gossip about the private affairs of others, one must always use proper grammar and posture.
Scott RhineTags: grammar-humor
No," I replied testily. "I'm pretty sure 'digital' is Latin for 'fingeral,' so finger cancer equals digital cancer. This is all basic anatomy, Dr. Roland." The Dr. Roland told me that he thought I was overreacting, and the "fingeral" wasn't even a real word. Then I told him that I though he was underreacting, probably because he's embarrassed that he doesn't know how Latin works. Then he claimed that "underrecating" isn't a word either. The man has a terrible bedside manner.
Jenny LawsonTags: humor language english grammar-humor
Page 1 of 2.
next last »
Data privacy
Imprint
Contact
Diese Website verwendet Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Funktionalität bieten zu können.