I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.
Ilona AndrewsMonsters are getting more uppity, too (...) I heard where this guy, he killed this monster in this lake, no problem, stuck its arm up over the door (...) and you know what? Its mum come and complained. Its actual mum come right down to the hall next day and complained. Actually complained. That's the respect you get.
Terry PratchettTags: humor parody beowulf grendel
Who is that?”
“Your replacement.”
“You replaced me with a shaved poodle?”
“He's got mad skills.
Find a pile of gold and sit on it.
John GardnerStars, spattered out through lifeless night from end to end, like jewels scattered in a dead king's grave, tease, torment my wits toward meaningful patterns that do not exist.
John GardnerTags: existential beowulf grendel
It's not easy to kill a mountain goat. He thinks with his spine.
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