No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.
Betty FriedanTags: sexuality women sex feminism housekeeping orgasm
I've buried a lot of my laundry in the back yard.
Phyllis DillerTags: housekeeping laundry
Housework can kill you if done right.
Erma BombeckTags: humor housekeeping chores
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
Bette MidlerTags: housekeeping chores superwoman
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.
Erma BombeckTags: housekeeping cleanliness chores
All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Erma BombeckTags: children courage bravery housekeeping parenting parenthood carpeting
I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows.
Erma BombeckTags: humor housekeeping toilet-tissue
Each suburban wife struggles with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffeured Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night- she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question-- 'Is this all?
Betty FriedanTags: inspirational purpose marriage feminism housekeeping existentialism parenting
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
Roseanne BarrTags: housekeeping chores sears vacuuming vacuums
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
Joan RiversTags: humor housekeeping
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