Alan Grant: "There are... far too many words written. Millions and millions of them pouring from the presses every minute. It's a horrible thought."
The Midget (his nurse): "You sound constipated.
Tags: philosophical humerous
Holy granola!
Kelly CreaghTags: humerous
You're not going to turn into a wanker, are you?" says Tone, opening a can of larger.
"What do you mean?"
"He means you're not going to get all studenty on us," says Spencer.
"Well, I am a student. I mean, I will be, so,..."
"No, but I mean you're not gong to get all twatty and up-your-own-arse and come home at Christmas in a gown, talking Latin and saying "one does" and "one thinks" and all that..."
"Yeah, Tone, that's EXACTLY what I'm going to do.
Tags: humerous
In life...better that your computer mouse die...than your rabbit.
Timothy PinaTags: humerous
The wee little people that live in my head won't let Gulliver go.
Stanley Victor PaskavichTags: humerous
Because of Face book, Twitter, MySpace and Stumble Upon, the Home Shopping Network is probably losing millions of dollars.
Stanley Victor PaskavichTags: humerous
Nothing smells worse than a mans restroom in a bar, well that's what the lady told me when I called her number from the wall.
Stanley Victor PaskavichTags: humerous
Medicine’s suppose to taste bad. If it’s bad enough, you get well just so you don’t have to drink any more of it.
Polgara the sorceressTags: humerous
Aw, come on, it's just hot as hell there and my AC doesn't even make a dent. Let's try for something cooler."
~ Loki ~
Tags: humerous
You aren’t allowed back until you’ve learned to willingly suspend disbelief.
Rebecca MurphyTags: imagination funny theater plays humerous
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