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In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
Jim HensonTags: humor
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
Groucho MarxTags: humor clique clubs membership
Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. By the same token, though, I suppose that boulders and mountains and moons could be accused of being a little too phlegmatic.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.Tags: humor
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.Tags: humor disillusionment growing-up
So many books, so little time.
Frank ZappaWhen I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George BurnsLaughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Victor BorgeAnimals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
George Bernard ShawTags: humor friends attributed-no-source animals vegetarianism
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