Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.

Bill Watterson

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I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.

Oscar Wilde

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Is he a sophomore?" Lydia says. "Please tell me he's in our grade."
"I don't know," I say.
"But weren't you there when he came to the office?" Peyton says.
"The secretary didn't get out her bullhorn and announce what grade he's in. She just took him to meet Headmaster Perkins.

Lauren Myracle

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