God helps those who strut their stuff.
Dan SoferTags: humor motivational inspirational life-philosophy humor-inspirational
Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny –
Did you ever try buying them without money.
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Just think of what would have happened to poor old Naaman if he had decided to dunk himself only once?
Lawana BlackwellTags: faith humor-inspirational seven bible-stories
I decided to irritate him, on the premise that it couldn't make my situation any worse.
Jeff SomersTags: humor-inspirational
For the first time in memory, I was unable to sleep not because I was anxious but because I was excited. To live in a damp crowded asshole and sing--if these guys don't know the secret to living, I don't know who does. (The Grieving Owl, page 157)
David SedarisTags: humor-inspirational
Parents always make their worst mistakes with their oldest children. That's when parents know the least and care the most, so they're more likely to be wrong and also more likely to insist that they're right.
Orson Scott CardTags: humor-inspirational
The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment.
Lev GrossmanTags: humor-inspirational
It is what it is.
You are what you it.
There are no mistakes."
--Villa Incognito
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Things Just Happen, What The Hell
Terry PratchettTags: humor-inspirational
To ugly ducklings everywhere,
Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans
Tags: inspirational funny self-image humorous sweet clever cute cool humor-inspirational
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