She threw herself eagerly into the paths of unsuitable men.
Anne TaintorTags: humor-relationships
Had she punished him enough? How could she be sure?
Anne TaintorTags: humor-relationships
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
Steven WrightTags: humor-relationships
He was uncomplicated and upbeat and easy. At one point, I might have thought these traits made him a simpleton, but now I think they just translate to happiness.
Emily GiffinTags: humor-relationships
The venn diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t wanna date is a circle.
John GreenTags: humor-relationships
When someone leaves you, apart from missing them, apart from the fact that the whole little world you've created together collapses, and that everything you see or do reminds you of them, the worst is the thought that they tried you out and, in the end, the whole sum of parts adds up to you got stamped REJECT by the one you love. How can you not be left with the personal confidence of a passed over British Rail sandwich?
Helen FieldingTags: humor humor-relationships break-ups bridget-jones
I can't seem to fathom that the things important to me are not important to other people as well, and so I come off sounding like a missionary, someone whose job it is to convert rather than listen.
David SedarisTags: humor-relationships
Men are men, mortal or not.
K.C. RandallTags: humor humor-relationships
Granana doesn't understand what the big deal is. She didn't cry at Olivia's funeral, and I doubt she even remembers Olivia's name. Granana lost, like, ninety-two million kids in childbirth. All of her brothers died in the war. She survived the Depression by stealing radish bulbs from her neighbors' garden, and fishing the elms for pigeons. Dad likes to remind us of this in a grave voice, as if it explained her jaundiced pitilessness: "Boys. Your grandmother ate pigeons.
Karen RussellTags: short-stories humor-relationships fantastic
How did I dance with a guy who's never heard of feminism?"
"I've heard of it, but that doesn't mean a woman can do everything a man can do," he goaded. I went to smack him on the back of his head, but he ducked with a snicker."I'm learning," he informed me. "How did I ever consider dating such a violent girl?"
"We're both lucky we got out early before we really knew each other."
"Oh yes, good thing neither one of is still interested in the other," Brent said with a playful grin.
Tags: humor-relationships
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