Have you tried talking to her?"
"No. We've been punching her in the face repeatedly. What? You don't think that will work?

Cassandra Clare

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Well after that testosterone-shattering experience, I have no more dignity to worry about. Ever. Anyone have a cushion I can sit on? A really big fluffy one? Hell, let’s even make it pale pink with bows on it just for good measure.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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Does the Pope love Jesus?

Dana Marie Bell

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I mean, I may not hold the record in cleaning house either, but if I've got old milk cartons that smell like maggots I bundle them up and put them out."
"I'm on a disability pension'" he said. "I'm socially incompetent.

Stieg Larsson

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We all make mistakes. Luckily for us, there are very few mistakes that cant be solved with a suitable application of either lipstick or hand grenades" —Frances Brown

Seanan McGuire

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I actually wanted to drive a stake through your heart when you first came here, all silent and moody. But you're not so bad, after all.

Christina Channelle

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