English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
Matt GroeningTags: humore
I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.
Bill WattersonTags: humore
So, Beav, tell me about yourself."
"I'm Blue."
"Sweetheart, if I had your dubious taste in men, I wouldn't be too happy, either."
"My name is Blue. Blue Bailey.
Tags: romance humore susan-elizabeth-phillips chicago-stars natural-born-charmer
When will it begin, anyway?"
Sirus held his gaze for a moment, his eyes full of concern- a concern that Joss didn't understand.
"Probably sooner than you're ready for."
"When's that?"
"Well." Sirus sighed, as if doing the math in his head."It'll take us about three minutes to gather this stuff and get to the cabin, and another two or three for Abraham to realize you're here. So I'd say you have about seven more minutes of freedom left.
Tags: freedom humore joos sirus
Never let the things you can't do, stop you from doing what you can.
Ronald ReaganTags: humore
One of life's gifts is that each of us, no matter how tired and downtrodden, finds reasons for thankfulness: for the crops carried in from the fields and the grapes from the vineyard.
J. Robert MoskinWhat I said to God through my gasping sobs was something like this: 'Hello, God. How are you? I'm Liz. It's nice to meet you.' That's right- I was speaking tot he creator of the universe as though we'd just been introduced at a cocktail party. But we work with what we know in this life, and these are the words I always use at the beginning of a relationship. In fact, it was all I could do to stop myself from saying, "I've always been a big fan of your work..
Elizabeth GilbertTags: humore
Poors are Gift of Rich And Politics
Santosh MoreTags: politics rich humore poor
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