Screw you," I told him in a low voice.
"Are you offering?”
"From what I've heard, there isn't much to screw," I shot back.

Richelle Mead

Tags: humorous-comebacks

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I forgot my purse of laughter when I dressed this mornin'," she told me. "Have you not bought anythin' the last few days? Prices have gone up. Pay or starve, it's all one to me.

Tamora Pierce

Tags: sarcasm seller humorous-comebacks inflation hardhearted

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Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.

Carroll Bryant

Tags: condoms insult birth-control humorous-comebacks

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I see we have a problem.’ Lucas gripped her other arm and gave her a non-too-gentle shake. ‘Are you in a relationship? or...’ Those dark eyes searching hers narrowed into slits. ‘Are you married?

C.C. MacKenzie

Tags: bereavement contemporary-romance dancer humorous-comebacks great-sex

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