I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
Ellen DeGeneresTags: humor animals killing animal-protection deer hunting taxidermy
Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians--except for the occasional mountain lion steak.
Ted NugentTags: humor meat carnivore hunting vegetarians
The search for a scapegoat is the easiest of all hunting expeditions.
Dwight D. EisenhowerTags: hunting blame scapegoating
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
P.G. WodehouseTags: humor perspective guns hunting shooting
Sure, some find gunning down unsuspecting, innocent animals to be a real hoot. I mean, for Christ sake, they mantle the decapitated, formaldehyde-stuffed heads on the wall. Then, of course, there are the people who enjoy putting sunglasses or hats on it, even putting a blowout in its mouth as if it were an avid party animal. If it had any hands, there would surely be a plastic cup full of cheap beer in it, as well. We can’t forget that it would be named some horrendous name, such as Bill or Frank, something so plain, ordinary, and down-right ridiculous that makes me want to bitch-slap the perpetrators.
Chase BrooksTags: animal-rights deer hunting redneck
Murphy's face went through several mutations as he spoke, as if small animals were scurrying about just beneath his skin.
Pete HautmanTags: crime hunting gambling series
In a werewolf pack, you cannot interfere with the mate choice of a clan fellow. You cannot intentionally harm that werewolf’s chosen mate. You are not, however, required to help that person should he find himself in a life - threatening situation.
Somehow, Zeb had managed to stumble into several such situations in the few months since he ’d been engaged to Jolene. He’d had several hunting “accidents” while visiting the McClaine farm, even though he didn’t hunt. The brakes on his car had failed while he was driving home from the farm—twice. Also, a running chainsaw mysteriously fell on him from a hayloft.
He would never get that pinkie toe back.
Tags: humor hunting vampire werewolf pinkie-toe
The way humans hunt for parking and the way animals hunt for food are not as different as you might think.
Tom VanderbiltIt's a pretty blokey magazine [Bacon Busters, 'Australia's only magazine dedicated to pig hunting'], but they have women in it too. There's a 'Boars and Babes' section: women in bikinis sitting on big old pigs.
Andrew SymondsTags: magazines pigs hunting cricket
Know something? I'd lay even odds that between the people following us and the people hunting us, we've become this city's principle means of employment. Tal Verrar's entire economy is now based on fucking with us.
Scott LynchTags: economy employment hunting following tal-verrar
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