People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Bill Watterson

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You can't make anything idiot proof because idiots are so ingenious.

Ron Burns

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My needs are simple and few, thought Valentine. Food. Clothing. A comfortable place to sleep. And no idiots.

But of course a world with no idiots would be lonely. If she herself were even allowed there.

Orson Scott Card

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If you have the power to change the world for the better, you should do it. That's why people who do nothing are idiots, but idiots who do nothing are life-savers.

James McGregor

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Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

- The Watchful Poker Chip of H. Matisse

Ray Bradbury

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Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.

Charles Stross

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Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything.

Carlos Ruiz Zafón

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They say even death can't cure an idiot.
-Ririn

Tite Kubo

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The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man whose ideas are idiotic.

H.L. Mencken

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To every rule there is an exception—and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one!

Vera Nazarian

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