If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
Marcus BrigstockeTags: humor games influence joke video-games
In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke.
Hermann HesseTags: humor eternity joke discordian discordianism
The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.
Friedrich SchillerIn the end, perhaps we should simply imagine a joke; a long joke that's continually retold in an accent too thick and strange to ever be completely understood. Life is that joke my friends. The soul is the punch line.
Tom RobbinsOne can never have enough socks," said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.
J.K. RowlingTags: books family christmas joke desire albus-dumbledore socks
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
H.L. MenckenTags: humor funny respect joke wife smart kids
And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle— Flint alongside her —poke him in the eye, Angelina —it was a joke, professor, it was a joke...
J.K. RowlingIt's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.
Rick RiordanDon't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?"
"Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are."
"What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?"
"Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies.
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Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names."
"Good idea," said Jace. "I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.
Tags: humor investigation joke jace-wayland isabelle-lightwood
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