People cheer on tyrants for fear of becoming targets.
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If you don't laugh at the crazy things, you're liable to lose your mind.
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Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)
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I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight.
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I had a quack in the floor. So, I had to use ductile.
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No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always in the back.
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Everyone hated Calculus. Quadratic equations, parabolas, logarithms, trigonometry - you name it. It was like floating in an endless, frictionless void traveling at x miles per hour at a descension rate of one half the speed of gravity. Solve for x.
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Can I get a two-thumbs up for a fatter America?
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Love happens in the strangest places at the strangest times.
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I've gotta die of something, but I don't wanna die of it today.
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