When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
Cathy GuisewiteI believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron WhiteWhen life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
Bill WattersonTags: humor life funny calvin-and-hobbes lemons
When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.
Rob ThurmanTags: humor nightlife lemons lemonade
and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.
Douglas AdamsTags: insanity crazy lemons ford
As you go about your daily life, you will encounter many lemons. Sour expressions, sour attitudes, sour auras! The good thing is that if you don't want to be a lemon, you don't have to be! Just don't let those lemons rub themselves all over you! And you don't even have to save them! Let lemons be lemons! One of the most important things that I have ever learned, is that I don't have to save people.
C. JoyBell C.Tags: people inspirational-quotes life-and-living inspirational-life self-preservation lemons inspirational-attitude dealing-with-people saving-people sour-attitudes
When life hands you lemonade, don't try to make lemons
Vince GuthrieTags: lemons
When life gives you lemons, make assless chaps.
Angie Westwhen life gives you lemon, take it. don't waste food
Giselle MarquezWhen life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. You use the seeds to plant a whole orchard - an entire franchise! Or you could just stay on the Destiny Bus and drink lemonade someone else has made, from a can.
Anthon St. MaartenTags: life optimism happiness fate courage life-lessons life-and-living destiny self-realization positive-attitude lemons inner-strength lemon lemonade bad-luck setback lemon-quote lemonsquote
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