Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he's a fungi!

One Direction

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Harry: Where's Louis?
(Louis suddenly appears.)
Zayn: Louis, where you been?
Liam: How did you get there?
Louis: I don't know.
Liam: Magic carpet, gotta be.
Louis: I don't know.

One Direction

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If I were to look in you ferigerator....refridgefreetorator...fridge....what would I find?

Louis Tomlinson

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I've always had a strange fear of spoons.

Liam Payne

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I would... learn how to drive... have a nice car... and drive it.

Liam Payne

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I would make Harry my personal slave and would make him drive me places.

Liam Payne

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I'd be a birthday cake!

Liam Payne

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I'd make Liam my slave and I would make him be my uh personal trainer!

Zayn Malik

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You know I'll be
Your Life
Your Voice
Your Reason To Be
My Love
My Heart
Is Breathing For this
Moment in Time
I'll Find the words to say
Before You leave me Today

One Direction

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Liam, shut up. I'm trying to do an interview

Niall Horan

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