There was an old bastard named Lenin
Who did two or three million men in.
That's a lot to have done in
But where he did one in
That old bastard Stalin did ten in.

Robert Conquest

Tags: bolshevism joseph-stalin limericks mass-murder vladimir-lenin

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A wonderful bird is the Pelican.
His beak can hold more than his belly can.
He can hold in his beak
Enough food for a week!
But I'll be darned if I know how the hellican?

Dixon Lanier Merritt

Tags: limericks

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It was all kind of fuzzy, as if his mind was doing its thinking in limericks.

Sorin Suciu

Tags: humor funny geek-humor geeks limericks geek-books

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Nev tossed his pen down. “Fine. Here goes:

Ren and Cals lives may be torrid

for the young ones in Vail are quite horrid

Bine and Cos aren’t too frail

Dax and Fey never pale

while Ansel and Bryn might get sordid

Bryn spit Diet Coke all over the table. Mason and Ansel clapped. I was too dumbfounded to react.
This is qhat quiet Nev does in his spare time?
“‘Bine’?” Sabine frowned while Cosette mopped up the soda that flowed to their end of the table. “Since when am I ‘Bine’? And we never call Cosette ‘Cos.’”
“It’s about cadence,” Nev said. “Sorry. I said it wasn’t very good.”
“Why aren’t you and Mason in it?” Ansel asked.
“Oh, he has another one about us.” Mason wiggled his eyebrows.

Andrea Cremer

Tags: humor mason sabine limericks nightshade neville andrea-cremer ansel-tor calla-tor bane-pack nightshade-pack ren-laroche

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