Men. You can't live with them...and you can't legally shoot them. I tossed out my husband eight years ago and got a llama instead. Best decision I ever made.

Jodi Picoult

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Llamas can drive... they just don't know it yet...

Llama Queen

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There is nothin like a llama... well mabey an alpaca. But they'er kinda like trademarks of llamas...

Llama Queen

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Gary nips my finger and starts clawing his way up my shoulder, hissing like an angry kettle. It's just not natural for something so cute and fluffy to be so nasty.

I look at Nick in distress. "Why is he spitting at me?"
"Maybe he thinks he's a llama.

Holly Smale

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