If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital M tattooed on each cheek of your ass in pink and brown ink. Then when you bend over, it says "Mom." Also, later on if you're havin' sex with your girlfriend, and her parents are in the next room, when you finish up you can just lie on your back, draw your legs up to your chest and silently say, 'Wow!

George Carlin

Tags: humor tattoos lmfao



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My clutch and wrap had fallen to the floor
because both my arms were around his neck, my body was plastered to
his, one of his arms was tight around my back, the other hand had
slid in my dress and down and was cupping the cheek of my ass, skin
to skin (I was wearing a thong, which was a smart move on my part
not only to avoid panty lines but because his warm, strong hand
cupping my ass felt freaking great)
when I heard my father clear his throat.

Kristen Ashley

Tags: hawk dad gwen lmfao



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Sorry. Sorry. Don't hit. Bitches be scary when they hit.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

Tags: lol jacob hit lmfao avery haha jennifer-l-armentrout j-lynn wait-for-you



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