Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he's a fungi!

One Direction

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I like girls who eat Carrots. ~ Louis Tomlinson

One Direction

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And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.

Louis Tomlinson

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Stop the traffic...let 'em through...

Louis Tomlinson

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Mary? She's mine.
Yeah, but we had that thing...
SHE'S MINE!

Louis Tomlinson

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In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

Louis Tomlinson

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No,' Jimmy protested.

Louis Tomlinson

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Harry: Where's Louis?
(Louis suddenly appears.)
Zayn: Louis, where you been?
Liam: How did you get there?
Louis: I don't know.
Liam: Magic carpet, gotta be.
Louis: I don't know.

One Direction

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And as for you, stop having curly hair!

Louis Tomlinson

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I'd like to make a shout out...SHOUT OUT!

Louis Tomlinson

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