Once I thought I found love, but then I realized I was just out
of cigarettes.

Jeffrey McDaniel

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In hindsight, I have no idea why he was ever with me. He thought highly of my breasts. And . . . that's it, I think.

Emma Forrest

Tags: humor love men relationships love-humor



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Love can be just like hot peppers, exciting on the way in and agonizing on the way out.

Sorin Suciu

Tags: love love-humor geek exciting agonizing



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