You can drive.”
When he raised an eyebrow, she said, "I've had enough contact with human males to realize you seem to have a congenital inability to function while a female is at the wheel, and I'd rather your full attention be on the case.
All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts.
Anita ClenneyTags: humor sex relationships human funny cars breasts sexy fascinated males bree anita-clenney awaken-the-highland-warrior faelan
We men are fascinated by the things we don't really understand. It gives us something to think and talk about: like females, they drive us nuts.
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I wanted desperately to get all hot and sweaty with this guy, but I knew from experience that hormones affected my sensibilities like alcohol or pot. In the throes of passion I tend to vow my eternal love to a penis I might use and abuse, with little regard for the man connected to it. I'm trying to keep that habit.
Susan VollandTags: humor love passion relationships lust hormones males
Don’t you have dragons to fight so that you started saving girls who don’t need it?
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Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid.
Dani AlexanderTags: men funny horniness males
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