Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,
Laugh Insanely, Love Truly,
And Live With Passion.

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I'm kind of bored with being the boss of the internet. It doesn't feel right without the massage.

Martijn Benders

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As for your back rubs... Study an anatomy book, pal, because what you've been rubbing isn't my back.

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