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Any messages for me?" Usually I got one or two, but mostly people who wanted my help preferred to talk in person.
"Yes. Hold on." She pulled out a handful of pink tickets and recited from memory, without checking the paper. "Seven forty-two a.m., Mr. Gasparian: I curse you. I curse your arms so they wither and die and fall off your body. I curse your eyeballs to explode. I curse your feet to swell until blue. I curse your spine to crack. I curse you. I curse you. I curse you.

Ilona Andrews

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Any of those priests even sniff at you wrong, you fuck them over until they see Jesus.

Marjorie M. Liu

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Wipe your mouth,
there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.

John Wagner

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If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Mondays!